Mommy moments.
"Please don't punch your sister until she kicks you"
"If you would stop jerking off, you wouldn't spill on yourself"
"You're dancing like a stripper - stop!"
"Please pull your dress down, no one wants to see your junk"
"Sit on your butt and eat, or else I'll steal your ice cream and eat it myself"
"Stop being such a weenie!"
"You're going to break you damn head open if you don't stop it"
*sigh*
I really suck sometimes. I'm only human, right?
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